Sand Trap Survivor Gifts

'Hole in one!!!!'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

Golf - "Perhaps a trifle less follow-through."

Sand Wedge

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"They say that once you land in that bunker, you never get out."

"I bought you a bucket and spade, to play with in the bunkers."

"Oh, I'm not technically a greenskeeper: I'm the bunker specialist..."

"Let's play in the new course they built on the swamp, you say. It's just a sand trap, you day!"

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Keep calm, play golf.

Roger couldn't understand why no one would be his partner more than once.

'So that's why they call it a Sandtrap!'

'How do you do that, goddamit!?'

God in the bunker.

"Worst...sandtrap lie...ever."

The Lost Golf Ball

'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'

'I don't think Charlie is ever going to get out of that trap!'

'I hate this bunker.'

Sand Bunker Rage.

Golf cart stuck in the sand trap.

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

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'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'It's a slow trap.'