Sand Trap Warrior Gifts

'Ken! Billy would like to use his sand box!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

A man plays golf by the sea

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

God in the bunker.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'You're away, Doc!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

'You're lucky. Some people don't look good wearing dirt.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'