Sand Trap Escapist Gifts

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Hole in one!!!!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

A man plays golf by the sea

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

God in the bunker.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

Shark's Scuba Mask.

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'You're away, Doc!'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Man skis through Tree.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate crowded parks!"

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"It's great to finally be away from the city!"