Sand Trap Escapist Gifts

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

Ice fisher.

Crowded Ice Fishing

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'When you're swimming at night and something gives you a bite, it's a Moray! You think it's a seal but it's really an eel, it's a Moray!'

'Come back and get me about noon.'

'You're away, Doc!'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Shark's Scuba Mask.

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate crowded parks!"

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

Lady feeding birds from her car.

"I can't wait for our new vacation home to be finished so we can commune with nature on weekends."