Sand Trapper Gifts

A man plays golf by the sea

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

'You're away, Doc!'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

Animal Hats

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

The voyageur's debate over which is the most profitable trade route to use ends in a compromise.

Animal intelligence: 'They are clever creatures...but not that clever.'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'