Sand Trooper Gifts

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

A man plays golf by the sea

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'Your tea is getting cold.'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

Postman delivering a sack of mail through heavy snowdrift.

'Where's everybody?'

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

"If you're going to start a snowplow business, I suggest getting a bigger plow."

Sand sailing in the Sahara

Sparkling water with a slice of lemon...

'Ken! Billy would like to use his sand box!'