Sand Trap Artist Gifts

Cat says 'I have to go!' to owner practicing golf in his litter tray.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"You can build it with me, but you can't wreck it with me."

Building giant sand pies.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

A man plays golf by the sea

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Frank Lloyd Wright's childhood.'

Son burying his dad in sand

Sand Snowmen

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"I'm getting it registered as an historical landmark."

"Thanks again, kid!"

Husband burrows under sand to get a closer look at woman sunbathing topless at the beach.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

'You're away, Doc!'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

Buried at the Beach

Sand castle in a sand timer.

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

"There. Six bedrooms, all with en suite, two lounges, parking for four cars and in a great location. How are you going?"

'It's a variation of the South Beach diet -- we bury you in the sand till you lose fifty pounds.'

Making Sandcastles

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Oh, wow....this is cool! What are you making?"

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"We really need to hire a landscaper."