Sand Trap Strategist Gifts

'Ok, heads up! I'm swinging my sand wedge, and - yes! - I hit it out of the bunker!'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

Practice Putting in the Sand Pit

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'You're away, Doc!'

'I said, 'quick, fill it up with sand!'"

Worse bunker on the course!

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'Tch, it's gone in this sandpit. I'll throw it onto the grass.'

'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man plays golf by the sea

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

"It's a setup."

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Offering a golfer a spade.

"I hate sand traps."

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

'May I speak to you as a man to a woman?'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'My mom's pregnant. At first I was worried about the competition until I remembered that I was the incumbent.'

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."