Sand Trap Strategists Gifts

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'Don't worry, I can see the green...'

'Talk about rough courses!'

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'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"It's a setup."

'You're away, Doc!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Something Like Sport.

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'

'Ken! Billy would like to use his sand box!'

'I said 'Quick fill it up with sand!''

'Tch, it's gone in this sandpit. I'll throw it onto the grass.'

"We all call him the German 'cause he spends most of his time in the bunker."

"I'll comeback to rescue you after I find my ball."