Sand Trap Specialist Gifts

Golfer sees desert crawler in sand trap.

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

Extra Long-jump

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

God in the bunker.

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'You're away, Doc!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'You only caught one?'

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'