Sand Trap Specialist Gifts

Golfer sees desert crawler in sand trap.

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Couple of Pikeys.

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A man plays golf by the sea

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

Extra Long-jump

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

'You're away, Doc!'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

'Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch! Boy I hate hot sand...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

'You only caught one?'

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'