Sand Trap Enthusiast Gifts

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

'SOME bunker this, eh?'

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Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A man plays golf by the sea

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

God in the bunker.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

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"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall

'You're away, Doc!'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Hurry up Ted, or are you going to spend all day in that bunker?"

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'