Sand Trap Champ Gifts

'I love golfing with Frank. He's in the sand and water so much it's like a day at the beach!'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

'Do you have any golf balls that are not attracted to water, sand or trees?'

A man plays golf by the sea

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

'You're away, Doc!'

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

"I hate sand traps."

Offering a golfer a spade.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I tell you Eddy, I just love a sport where you can eat while you play.'

'I told you to turn left - this is a bunker on the golf course!'

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"That's not a haboob. It's Ed trying to get his ball out of a bunker."

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'This is the hole I was telling you about!'

'I recommend avoiding THAT sand trap in particular.'

'Talk about rough courses!'

'Where's the ball? Where's the BALL!?'

Man in hourglass is falling through quicksand.

'Bunker? It should be called a trench because that's where the real war starts!'