Sandpit Strategist Gifts

'Why don't you just pick the golfball and take the penalty!'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'How about a game of cards?'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

Extra Long-jump

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"How could you forget where you buried dad. You do know he has the car keys in his pocket?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Oh, it's just more white-male stuff."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"Grog understand supply and demand."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

'You're away, Doc!'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"Come pick me up. This is going nowhere,"

"Good thing I listened to you and implemented the new strategy."

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."