Sandpit Enthusiast Gifts

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

"Mom, Dad's in my sand pit again."

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"City kids."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

Extra Long-jump

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Ball pit

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

Improvised Economic Device

Mood Swings.

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'And all our developments are environmentally sensitive' - seafront property developer selling sandcastle

'Well, maybe it's in your genes to be attracted to sand...'

'And we don't discriminate against people of colour.'

'Charlie, you've been dredging your sand from the golf courses again.'

'You have planning permission I presume.'

"You're right. This is much better than putting the old calendar in the trash."

The Bug Trap