Ball Pit Enthusiast Gifts

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'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Vendor selling testosterone.

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

I love Basketball.

"Try letting the ball come to you."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

Baseball.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

A Masked Ball

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

Balk? Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk! Balk!

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"This time I'm really, really going to throw it."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Hey, Mister, can we have our hairball back?"

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"This better be important."

When dogs appear to be deep in thought.

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'