Fire Pit Enthusiast Gifts

"You're right. This is much better than putting the old calendar in the trash."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Roasting the Moneybox

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Flash Cuisine

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'Is the fire included?'

Ball pit

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Bath Bonfire

Bonfire

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Marshmallow Roast

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter