Fire Enthusiast Gifts

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'It's my greatest invention, and I can't figure out where to put a patent notice on it.'

Pyromaniacs Anonymous - "Anyone got a light?"

'My client suffered injuries because you failed to put a warning label on your new invention saying 'fire may be hot'!'

Risk Factor.

A waiter flambes a meal.

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

"You should know something about me Robert...I'm an arsonist."

"This will be a lot more fun once somebody invents fire."

Fire

What cane we do to slow down global warming?

Nothing like a good book......... burning.

'It's addicting... I watch it eight hours a day.'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"This is just the beginning, son. Think arson for instance."

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'What kind of insurance would you like with your flambe?'

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Welcome to Pyromaniacs Anonymous. . . um, does anyone smell smoke!?'

Fire men

'I'm going to need more housekeeping...'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

'I just invented it -- I call it the 'Doomsday Option.''

'I see Mr. Invention is at it again -- we'd better start holding regular fire drills.'

'We can't call it 'wheel' -- that's already been used.'

Burt's Driving Range was mobbed once they added flaming golf balls and hay bale targets,

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'Why not? Free coal.'

'Grog is an idea guy.'

History Of Fire

It's called "fire"! Now we can compete in a global economy!

I know this place is horrible, but this spot is just so darn cozy.

The dawn of a sales tactic. We're keeping how we make it to ourselves, but we'll sell it to you on a stick.