Fire Safety Enthusiasts Gifts

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "How many times do I have to tell you kids not to play with matches?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

The New Normal

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The man who discovered smoke

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Rusk Assessment Form