Fire Safety Aficionado Gifts

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'In case of fire' box with a sausage on a stick inside.

Sneezing dragon.

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

'Heating this place is going to be a problem.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but we had a fire, and I used your hat to beat it out!'

'I call it 'Health and Safety'.'

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Fire door.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

The man who discovered smoke

Forest rangers prevent forest fires