Fire Safety Aficionado Gifts

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'In case of fire' box with a sausage on a stick inside.

Sneezing dragon.

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

'I'm sorry, sir, but we had a fire, and I used your hat to beat it out!'

'I call it 'Health and Safety'.'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

'I tell you what: If it weren't for the headrest, I would have serious whiplash right now...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'So, how bad is it? Who can bring me up to speed?'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Fire door.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Crash test dummy employee of the month.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'The new intelligent dummies aren't working out. They've figured out there's a break!'

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"Fasten your seat belt."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

The man who discovered smoke

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"It's called being preemptive."

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."