Fire Safety Freak Gifts

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Smokey The Tree"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

'I'm filling in for the sommelier. We have a fine shiraz today for only $39. It's 14.7 alcohol, a Class 1B flammable, so if I see you consume it near an open flame, I'll have to cite you.'

Fire door.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

Scarecrow jumps out of a birthday cake and then catches on fire.

California fires and Coronavirus

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

The man who discovered smoke

Santa hosing the Chimney.

'If you insist on doing the barbeque,I insist on alerting the Fire Brigade !'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Forest Management

Clown uses skirting flower to prevent hot foot

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"