Fire Safety Humorist Gifts

Fire door.

Happy Birthday Marsha Mallow

Nero's Fire Alarm

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Safety Barriers

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Athlete

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

Dual Airbags

Caution Falling Rocks

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

Pyromania Therapy Clinic has a 'singe in' sheet.

Computer cables as fire ladder.

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

"He said he was working on something big. Now e;ll never know what it was."