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Fire door.

Nero's Fire Alarm

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Safety Barriers

"I did warn you about doing that, Gorak. . ."

'Sander's a bit high isn't it?'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Athlete

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'No, no, I've gone through all the steps in the procedure and I don't see anything about totally immersing yourself in oil before starting the job!!

'Get back...there's a thermometer in that filing cabinet that could leap out, smash on the floor and give someone a mild headache.'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

Caution Falling Rocks

Dual Airbags

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

Gingerbread man in Emergency room.

'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'

'They might satisfy Health and Safety, but I still think the Hi-Vis jackets send a mixed message.'

'Yes, it is a 'wonderful discovery'. But whatever you do, don't touch it!'

'Why do you have safety decals on your mirror, Ma?'

'I told you to wear your hard hat.'

"This seems like a bad idea."

Medieval message

Computer cables as fire ladder.