Fire Risk Fanatic Gifts

Forest Fire Hazard

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Candle Portraits.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Fire door.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Organic Soldering.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"Where did you get that?"

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'