Fire Safety Enthusiasts Prints

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "How many times do I have to tell you kids not to play with matches?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Smokey The Tree"

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Sitting Up'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'He refused to climb the ladder without a safety net.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The Cause of the Australian Bushfires

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Rusk Assessment Form

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Forest rangers prevent forest fires

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

'Wow. The anti-smoking movement really has been successful.'

"We can't wake her, she's sleepwalking."

'The casserole didn't make it.'

The man who discovered smoke

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'