Fire Hazard Fanatics Prints

"Do you have light and an extinguisher?"

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Fire door.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The man who discovered smoke

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Studying Fire Behavior

Organic Soldering.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Crash Testing Clown Car.

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"Where did you get that?"

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"

Nero's Fire Alarm

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

"Why did I come in here?"