Fire Hazard Fanatics T-Shirts

"Do you have light and an extinguisher?"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Fire door.

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The man who discovered smoke

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Studying Fire Behavior

Organic Soldering.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Crash Testing Clown Car.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

"Where did you get that?"

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Nero's Fire Alarm

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

"OMG, Stuart! Are you trying to set the house on fire?!"