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'That chief son. He not allowed to play with fire.'

Candle Portraits.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Woman escapes with cats.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

California fires and Coronavirus

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"... And in the blue corner, about to be soundly beaten... "

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

'Wow! That must have been one hell of a good salesman!'

"Madam - with this new 'Automatic Fire Delivery System', rubbing two sticks together will be a thing of the past...!"