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'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

'You'll have to take it outside.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"Severe heartburn is hardly surprising considering your diet."

Candle Portraits.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

I love bathtime.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Bath tube with human feet.

Celebrity Books.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,