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'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I, TikTok."

Candle Portraits.

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"I like fountains very much!"

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'