Fireplace Fanatic T-Shirts

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"Thanks to all the pre-approved credit card applications we get every single day, we can have a warm, cozy fire all winter."

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

Chimney sweep has pipe like a chimney.

'Wow, it must be really cold outside.'

Good News about winter

Candle Portraits.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

The man who discovered smoke

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

Smiley

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

Dragon fireplace

An snail shell with a chimney