Fireplace Fanatic Mugs

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"Thanks to all the pre-approved credit card applications we get every single day, we can have a warm, cozy fire all winter."

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

Chimney sweep has pipe like a chimney.

'Wow, it must be really cold outside.'

Good News about winter

Candle Portraits.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Dragon fireplace

An snail shell with a chimney

Santa relaxes by Fire

The best apartment at The Maypole

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

Smiley

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'