Fireplace Lover Mugs

'Warming may be GLOBAL to you, but it's FREEZING over here!'

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

Good News about winter

Smoke Signals

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'The Torch Holder'.

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Home sweet home'.

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

The best apartment at The Maypole

Santa relaxes by Fire

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Dog with chew toy.

An snail shell with a chimney

A snowman, Frankenstein's monster and a scarecrow watch a fireplace DVD.

The two friends

Smiley

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Book Burning is Always Wrong?

Dragon fireplace

Satan in the fireplace