Fire Lover Mugs

'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

Deforestation.

Good News about winter

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'The Torch Holder'.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Fox hunting.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Spotted Owl Migration

The man who discovered smoke

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

Sparklers

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

Tree Surgeon