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'I didn't invent fire, but I like to think I've perfected playing with it.'

Deforestation.

Good News about winter

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'The Torch Holder'.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

Fox hunting.

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

The man who discovered smoke

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Spotted Owl Migration

"We're bears you fool, we don't need agendas!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Oh, I'll bet you just LOVED that, didn't you?"

Eyes on the Forest Floor

"By all means, go ahead! At this point, it's just in the way!"

Sparklers

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Tree Surgeon

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."