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Primitive lighter.

Good News about winter

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Studying Fire Behavior

Candles In Bed

Dog with chew toy.

Collecting logs

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

Organic Soldering.

Smiley

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Collecting wood for the fire.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'No chocolate?! What kind of place has no chocolate?'

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Curl up in front of a roaring fire tonight.

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

Smoking Section

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."