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Primitive lighter.

Good News about winter

'The Torch Holder'.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Organic Soldering.

Dog with chew toy.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Studying Fire Behavior

Collecting logs

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Smiley

'It freaks me out that you're keeping your dead mum preserved in Formalin on the mantelpiece!'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Collecting wood for the fire.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Smoking Section

"I don't know about you, but I'm attracted to both of them."

Curl up in front of a roaring fire tonight.

Though it has never been proven, no one has ever denied that Abraham Lincoln had heat vision. Hmmm....

"Once we get the hang of this let's never come back here again."

'Sorry Darling, I ran out of things to burn.'

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."