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"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

Candle Portraits.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Organic Soldering.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Collecting logs

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Dog with chew toy.

Studying Fire Behavior

Smiley

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

Some make better deals than others.

Collecting wood for the fire.