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"It's amazing how some people manage to make all of eternity seem even longer."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Candle Portraits.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

The man who discovered smoke

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"I know, I know — it looks silly, but you can’t imagine how warm I am."

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Collecting logs

Studying Fire Behavior

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Candles In Bed

Smiley

Organic Soldering.

Dog with chew toy.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'