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'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

The man who discovered smoke

"I'm waiting for them to workout the bugs."

'Stay away from your father - he's just discovered fire!'

'My Dwayne could light up a room when he came through the door. He's now doing five years for arson...'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

Smiley

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

An snail shell with a chimney

Dragon fireplace

The best apartment at The Maypole

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."