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Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"That's just an old flame."

Cigarette Lighter: '...Butane...Buuutaaane...'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Candle Portraits.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

The man who discovered smoke

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Studying Fire Behavior

Candles In Bed

Mashed potatoes...

Albert Camus

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Lab Rat Rehab...

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'