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'The paper shredder would have kept your old bank details just as secure, darling!'

'Arthur hates being contradicted.'

Candle Portraits.

Woman escapes with cats.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

The best apartment at The Maypole

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Candles In Bed

Please roll over and breathe the other way.

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Studying Fire Behavior