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'The paper shredder would have kept your old bank details just as secure, darling!'

'Arthur hates being contradicted.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Woman escapes with cats.

Candle Portraits.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Studying Fire Behavior

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

The best apartment at The Maypole

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'