Fire-starting Aficionado T-Shirts

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

"The guy with two rocks said he'd be here to restart the fire between 10:00 and 4:00."

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

The best apartment at The Maypole

An snail shell with a chimney

Organic Soldering.

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."

Studying Fire Behavior

'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'

Heroes

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."