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Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

Woman escapes with cats.

'Sorry, guys, but I'm behind on my parking ticket quota.'

"Wait a minute...Aren't you the bloke who told me I didn't have what it takes to be a fire fighter?!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

The New Normal

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Burning love

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

California fires and Coronavirus

USA Putting Out Fires

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

The man who discovered smoke

Pizza Rescue.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"Dad, now can I be a fireman?"