Firefighting Fanatic Gifts

Firemen catching a gargoyle falling from a burning building

Woman escapes with cats.

'Sorry, guys, but I'm behind on my parking ticket quota.'

"Wait a minute...Aren't you the bloke who told me I didn't have what it takes to be a fire fighter?!"

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

The New Normal

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Burning love

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

USA Putting Out Fires

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Pizza Rescue.

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

Fire Backwards.

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'We need a taller ladder, chief!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

Artist displays painting after escaping fire.

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."