Firefighting Aficionados Gifts

Let's make up a thorough plan first!

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Heroes

Studying Fire Behavior

Organic Soldering.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

Smoking Firemen.

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"I got my wish!"

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

Dog prank

'Abe knew that 'Black Jake' was deliberately trying to draw him into a gunfight, and there was nothing he could do about it'