Firefighting Aficionados Mugs

Let's make up a thorough plan first!

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

California fires and Coronavirus

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'I'll teach you to call me a cowboy builder! Go for your gun!'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Heroes

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Studying Fire Behavior

Organic Soldering.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

Smoking Firemen.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"I got my wish!"

'Long time no see, 'Slim.' I'm guessing you're not as fast as you used to be.'

Dog prank

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'