Fire Enthusiasts Mugs

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"I've got a confession to make love, I'm a secret pyromaniac"

Studying Fire Behavior

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

The man who discovered smoke

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Collecting logs

Smiley

Dog with chew toy.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Candles In Bed

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Collecting wood for the fire.

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Curl up in front of a roaring fire tonight.

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."