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"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

"I've got a confession to make love, I'm a secret pyromaniac"

Studying Fire Behavior

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Monster Clown

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

Dog with chew toy.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Smiley

Collecting logs

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

Collecting wood for the fire.

Smoking Section

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Curl up in front of a roaring fire tonight.

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

'It's the wife!.... I hung it there to keep the kids away from the fire!'