Fire Fanatic T-Shirts

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Early Hot Desking

Hell's fan...

Candle Portraits.

Woman escapes with cats.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

The man who discovered smoke

California fires and Coronavirus

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

Studying Fire Behavior

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."