Firepower Fanatic T-Shirts

'This one is a repeater,a repeater,a repeater,a repeater.'

Woman escapes with cats.

Candle Portraits.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

Filling up.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

California fires and Coronavirus

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

The man who discovered smoke

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Studying Fire Behavior

Fat Reduction Clinic.

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"