Fire Fanatic Mugs

"If you ask me, the fire has the most potential, but it's the smoke that has people talking."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Early Hot Desking

Hell's fan...

Woman escapes with cats.

Candle Portraits.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

The man who discovered smoke

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

California fires and Coronavirus

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Candles In Bed

Studying Fire Behavior

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Bertram de Born (The Divine Comedy).

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'