Flame Fanatic Mugs

Early birthday parties.

Fire

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

'You'll have to take it outside.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

"Severe heartburn is hardly surprising considering your diet."

Candle Portraits.

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

I love bathtime.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

Please pass the fire extinguisher.

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Bath tube with human feet.

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Candles In Bed