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"Well, I think it's drawing far too well."

Good News about winter

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"If history has taught us anything, it's taught us that there have been a ridiculous number of books written about history."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

The man who discovered smoke

"Bailey! That's not funny!!"

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Home sweet home'.

Two Cats 'I just love curling up without a good book.'

"Richard P. Ruggles—a man and his mantelpiece."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

An snail shell with a chimney

"The house needs to have comfortable window ledges. Lots of windows! And a fireplace!"

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

The best apartment at The Maypole

Dragon fireplace

Collecting logs

Studying Fire Behavior

Smiley

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"It's cut my heating bills right down."